A man boards a plane with six children in tow, each of them holding tightly to a different piece of his clothing as though they were attached by invisible strings. The man, looking slightly frazzled, scans the cabin for his seats.
The flight attendant greets him with a wide smile. “Welcome aboard, sir! Can I help you find your seats?”
The man stares at the six little heads, all wildly bouncing in different directions, and says, “Uh, yes, please. I think we’re supposed to have row 23… but I believe row 23 is actually a mobile amusement park right now.”
The attendant chuckles, “Six little ones, all yours?”
He sighs dramatically. “Yes, and none of them are mine. I just found them in the airport, so I thought, why not? What’s a few extra children in a metal tube flying at 30,000 feet?”
Related Posts
A woman who was looking for a boyfriend in the internet chats ended up being…
A woman who had been openly sharing her hopes of finding a genuine boyfriend in an online group became the center of unexpected attention after her story…
Police find girl missing since 2022: ‘She was n… See more
Police have confirmed the discovery of a young girl who had been missing since 2022, bringing an emotional end to a case that had troubled investigators and…
Women Born in These Months Make the Best Wives
The idea that women born in certain months make the “best wives” has become a popular topic in lifestyle and astrology circles, though it should be approached…
Police are urging everyone to stay away from this area…See more
Police are urging everyone to stay away from the area as officers respond to what they describe as an active and potentially dangerous situation. Emergency services have…
AOC Freezes the Chamber as She Stares Down Kid Rock and Delivers Four Words That Ended the Moment
The studio froze the instant she said it. One sentence, cold and final, hurled across a glossy TV set and straight into a culture already on edge….
Trump Administration confirm: will receive $2,000 checks before Christmas, Trump announces
The Trump administration has sparked widespread attention after an announcement suggesting that certain Americans may receive checks worth up to $1,776 before Christmas, according to statements attributed…